Тексты песен «Sandler Adam»

[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell Will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big they...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell me How big they...

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon Last time they...

[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!"...

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to Hear any Chanukah...

When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my...

When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my...

[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me And I also stabbed someone with a pair of...

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But I found a place...

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap...

[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Man, that...

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M2: "Well we better...

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food...

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad for me...

[Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in...

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving Up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies All the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringin you some in-flight...

We're only making plans for Nigel We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nigel Nigel just needs this helping hand And if young Nigel says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy in his work...

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All i wanna do is grow old with you I'll get you medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks So it could...

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good...